lolbster

Lol, crustacean mode!

Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!

lolbster by The Lolcano October 1, 2007

Lobsterfest 

A sea-town lobster extravaganze, featuring a parade, a butter vat, and a shell pile

It's time for Lobsterfest!

Lobsterfest by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

loaster 

A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.

"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"

loaster by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009

Lobsteralliast

Someone who fights for the rights of Lobsters and other crustaceans.

I felt so sorry for those lobsters in the restaurant, I am going to become a lobsteralliast and fight for their rights!

Lobsteralliast by Grug1269 October 18, 2012

lolsterics 

lolsterics-to be in hysterical laughter

sam thomas is pro thought id add it in

something hilarious could also said to be lolsterics

lolsterics by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009

Lobstromony 

The study and observation of all things lobstromonus.

I can't attend the Skee Ball champs this weekend as I am busy finishing my Lobstromony paper.

Lobstromony by Daddybot January 13, 2013

lobbster340

Some weird ass kid on ps4 who will tell you about lemon party

Guy 1: have you heard of lobbster340
Guy 2: no who is he
Guy 1: you don’t want to know

lobbster340 by Skuller_Fire April 28, 2020