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Lobster Hut

Another way for muslims to say Red Lobster.
by Zumpus January 28, 2018
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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.
I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
by Burt f March 15, 2023
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lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other
Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes
by magones May 5, 2016
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Fuck a Lobster

To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..

The act of consuming Marijuana.
Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?
by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022
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Lobster Rangoon

A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would
"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"
by claw-bster December 23, 2022
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lobstering

making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years
Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.
by mjsavon June 16, 2008
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