homeystooge

a). Someone who is in favor of something or defends something or someone solely because they like them.
b). A person involved in sports who kisses too much ass to the team, or someone who is too much a homer for a team
c). a stupid friend you can get to do anything

I sent a friend to 7-11 to steal 2 packs of cigarettes. He got caught What a homeystooge that cheesedidck is.

Did you hear that guy talking about the team? he only says that because the owner selected him in the draft. He hasn't done shit for the team, he is just the owners fckin homeystooge.

by aj January 9, 2004

honey-weiner syndrome

A syndrome of the weiner after screwing a bottle of honey. Take a wild guess.

"How the heck did I get honey-weiner syndrome????"
"Gee, I wonder."

by We're not eating these oranges January 30, 2014

honey bucket horror

The process of dropping a rock or brick down the air vent of a porta-potty resulting in back-splash on the occupant. Artificial re-creation of Poseidon's kiss.

Hey man can you pass me that rock? Since Jake lost the game for us, I'm going to give him a honey bucket horror while he's taking a shit.

by Love-me-dont-hate-me-69 October 9, 2017

airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"

Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.

by RainbowTrout69 November 9, 2014

Pink Honey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a parter after pouring warm honey on her vagina.

Tom: how was she, bro?
Eli: it was the best, I made some pink honey!
Tom: damn son, did you get a little butt honey going?
Eli: I tried to, but she wasn't into it

by thunderHAARP May 4, 2015

Ass honey

The aroma of shit-stained underpants that have been laying on your bedroom floor for weeks or months.

I was late for work and grabbed a pair of underwear off the floor under my bed, and since I wasn't sure if they were clean or not, I gave them a sniff. "Ugh! That smells like Ass Honey!"

by yogiwolfman January 21, 2021

pre-loved honey

An attractive, desirable woman who has been previously enjoyed sexually

Johanna is a pre-loved honey thanks to Patrick, Bob and Glenn

by Scheisskerl August 8, 2012