Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.

1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...

by Millz G June 26, 2016

holy shwow

a combination of holy shit and wow in a surprised way

mike: dude look at these awesome nudes!!
jason: HOLY SHWOW!!! awesome

by lastghost29 May 28, 2016

Holy Cunt

Holy shit but more hard hitting🤤

Holy cunt is that eshay wearing Kmart tns

by Eshays_with_attitude on insta April 9, 2020

Holy whores

A group of three people, who vibe and just meme their way through life, they all have individual personalities but all relate on a new level. They can all be very emotional but always support eachover through hard times, you’d be lucky to find a group of holy whores but when you do they are the best thing.

Oh wow your apart of a holy Whore group
Holy whores are the dreamsome threesome

by Kettyb April 26, 2020

Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020

Holy Cross

A stick with a line going through it that people obey and worship

dear holy cross tell my son that i didnt mean to grab his somewhat thick ass

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011