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Holy Jezztler 

When the jezz is so fine yet so bad ass that jesus wont bless her so you say holy-Jezztler so that heil hitler bless her devilish soul and angelic beauty
Holy Jezztler!!! Thats a baddie

Holy Cattle 

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.
Holy cattle, she's crazy.
Holy Cattle by RookieRooster September 29, 2021

Holy Shit Son 

A term used when someone has done something very impressive or surprising. Especially used when it is something that you wouldn't do or most people wouldn't do.
Holy Shit Son you have balls of steel.
Holy Shit Son by Chris 98 January 13, 2022

holy_lettuce 

Holy_lettuce is a lettuce that died and then came back from death!its really kind,amazing and funny!
Person 1-hey have u heard of holy_lettuce???
Person 2-yes!!it says that they were a lettuce that died then came back from death!!
holy_lettuce by Your mom bbg April 15, 2022

Holy Shower 

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.

Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century 

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.
What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.