Hampster

A hampster is a fat hipster.

So i was outside of a Built To Spill concert and almost got run over by a couple of hampsters.

by nick723nick January 22, 2008

Hamstershacking

To go out and get insanely drunk at your local bar/dive.

Guy 1: Where is your sister?

Guy 2: Oh, don't worry about her, she went hamstershacking last night and won't be resurfacing for a while...

by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011

Hamstershack

Local bar and/or dive in which you spend countless hours getting incredibly drunk.

Man: Wow! You look like death today.

Woman: I know, I was at the Hamstershack last night...

by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011

hamsterfacing

When a woman puts a mans penis down her throat and a testicle in each cheek.

Sharon wasn't a fan of hamsterfacing as it would often make her gag.

by Banno69 November 14, 2017

HamsterCow

The cutest, nicest girl you'll ever meet UWU. She is what you call fun-sized and looks like a snacc. She is absolutely Aww-Door-able. If she were an angle she would be acute-y. Being with her will just melt your heart and even though she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see she will make those butterflies go away with her calming charisma. She often calls people she is not related to her twin, sister, and or brother, and says she loves almost everyone. Because of her charisma, she often says she loves a lot of people and flip flops between who she desires and is also REALLY LOUD IN PERSON. Vocabulary consists of REEE, WEEE, yeee, aight, awww, awwwhh, nani, (words with z at rhe end), random song lyrics, OMG, de floof/fluff, :3, ;-;. lol, love, camila cabello, black pink, yura, ur mean, nani, (.), hows/wheres twin/christine/christian/christine/kota/ex-sis/ex-twin, peoples names spelt incorrectly, 11:11, sure. At times she is also a bit rarted *cough thinks she can and did lose her virginity to kota and jacob *cough protein=healthy foods like dairy and fruit *cough gets used by gold diggers. She is your basic E-girl in league, playing only girl champs (Lux, Janna) exact the "cute" ones like nunu. Spends money on free games like Transformice and league Elementist Lux along with 4 other lux skins. Listens to K-pop and is obsessed with blackpink and Camila Cabello. Likes Salmon Roe and gets hard carried in league games.

Christian: Hamstercows such a needy b*tch.
Christian: She has a flat mountain, but I love her.
Kota: HamsterCow give me skins and ill blow you.

by TheAllKnowingOne69 November 20, 2018

Hamsterslam

The act of shooting a live hamster, ( without harming it) into the anus of your partner with a homemade potato gun. For just plain fun, or for slightly abnormal sexual desires.

Man we were so bored last night we just started paying people five bucks to let us hamsterslam them for entertainment. Boy were they surprised to learn what it was, but we didn't let them back out cuz a commitment should be honored. We have values, and morals, and stuff bro.

by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020

Hamsterbitches

A very attractive female hamster that’s grabbing the attention of someone. There is a 100% chance to lay them.

„Hamsterbitches werden gelayed“ - jeder, immer.

by Ulfgunshot March 22, 2020