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Goobley

When one is under the influence of an alcoholic beverage; aka being drunk.
Normally black out drunk
Jen is real goobley right we should probably bring her home.

Katie had two bottles she is so goobley, she just went into the bathroom with a random.

Bo is definitely goobley he is acting boligerant.
by goobed in the sexy house December 8, 2010
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Gooberman

1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."

2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.

3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.

origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.

Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"

Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."
by Sparkles & Rainbows, JIT inc. September 1, 2010
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goober

Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.
my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.

man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.
by tman7727 July 17, 2009
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Gooby

To say "good-bye". Some persons run "good-bye" together, dropping the "d". This makes it sound like they are saying "goobye". This is, in turn shortened once more to "gooby". Mainly used by gay men in the Southeast United States.
"Ok Ramone, I'll see you at the Mr. Gay Tennessee pageant tomorrow! Gooby!"
by Soupbone5766 May 19, 2008
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goober stink

one who knows all the ansers.
but wishes he new the question.
by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003
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gooblygob

The "punching bag" at the beginning of your throat. When touched there is a gagging reflex... hurts to touch with a popsicle.
I just poked my gooblygob with a popsicle and felt like i was going to puke
by crazyweirdo37 July 15, 2005
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Gooby

The best girlfriend ever. She does anything to make her boyfriend happy. She is the total package, cute, sweet, beautiful, hot, wonderful, hilarious, sexy, and perfect. The guy getting to date her is the luckiest guy in the world, and he loves Gooby so much.
Did you see Ryanne?

How could I miss her? She is such a Gooby.
by Sparklebear June 27, 2010
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