Van Gogh Syndrome

The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker

Psychiatrist: It seems you have come down with Van Gogh Syndrome.
Patient: Holy shit! Is it fatal!?
Psychiatrist: Unfortunately yes, and the only cure involves a hamster and a barrel of chocolate pudding.

by PrincessZeffie February 26, 2008

Dubstep Goggles

When women appear hotter do to the dirty beats that ravers call Dubstep

similar to beer goggles

bro #1: "Yo bro you see that pussy i was grindin up on when Rusko was up thar?"
bro #2: "dude she was ugly as hell you totally had Dubstep Goggles

by ^1up^ March 6, 2011

hormone-a-gogo

Any place where one or more women gather to gossip, cause drama, bitch, whine, and otherwise be miserable wretches together, because their hormones are out of whack, and they refuse to seek proper medical help.

Last night's show became a hormone-a-gogo.

by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

arabian goggle eyes

when you take you take your nuts and place them in a sleeping friends eyes and lay your dick down their nose to their mouth and take pictures or await for them to awake.

Damn...Jesse feel asleep lets give him a pair of Arabian Goggle eyes.

by Jay December 30, 2004

asain goggles

It's when the male testicle sack is put on someones eyes. Therefore making the eyes covered up.

When my friend fell asleep I put asian googles on his eyes, when he woke up he thought he was blind.

by Robbie Young April 7, 2004

Walnut Goggles

What a person has as a result of a guy placing his sack on their face and spreading it apart so that each nut is snuggled into each of the person's eye sockets.

Shut up or else you'll be wearing some walnut goggles!!

by Psycho Steve January 9, 2008

Sand goggles

Placing ones ball sack over someones eyes and proceding too fart into there mouth.. But look out PINK EYE is a major problem with this

Umm like teabagging but with farting invovled.. called sand goggles

by Zach butkus December 23, 2008