german penis-pump

when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action

This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.

by Tylercer13 December 21, 2006

German Shammies

When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.

"Hey Aiden, Want A Game Of German Shammies?"
"No Not Today Man, My Cock Hurts Too Much!"

by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009

german piston

the femal version of a dutch ruuder

"gosh, joe gave me a great german piston last night"

by lars fredricksen January 9, 2009

German Superplex

When a huge ass german man gets behind you, shoves his cock inside your ass, and does a suplex.

Dude Gustavo did a German Superplex on Estaban and cracked the floor!!!!

by Douche-bags assassin June 27, 2009

German Gas Mask

The sexual act of a person putting his/her mouth on the anus of another person as the other person realeases gas into the other persons mouth.

Adne ate Abigales butthole blowout as they did the German Gas Mask.

by J@$0n May 14, 2011

German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I used a German dildo on that whore last night.

by kersh-i2i January 24, 2011

germany

Im german american. and i hate people who call germans nazi's. and most of these people are english.why? because they are too fucking jealous that we have achieved everything they ever wanted to. we won the world cup 3 times. we would have taken over the world if america wouldnt exist and your all pissed off that ur damn little island was almost bombed into a wasteland if it wasnt for americans..AGAIN. and oh yeah we were the first people to conquer ur shitty little island. oh and ur so crap that when u go to olympics u have to team up with ireland and wales and scotland cus ur athletes are too shit to have their own team. "THE UNITED KINGDOM" and oh yeah ur country is still the only one which is ruled by a fucking queen. U cant make cars, u cant make food, u cant make guns, U CANT DO SHIT! one tiger tank usually took out 4-5 of ur crappy little boxes on wheels. you people just piss me the fuck off. and then u come with ur little shit excuses: BUT U KILLED SO MANT PEOPLE AND STARTED 2 WORLD WARS!!...YEAH WELL AT LEAST WE DIDNT TRY TO ENSLAVE PEOPLE. and oh yeah im not a racist. to the few decent english people im sorry, but the rest off you can go to hell.

english guy: the british navy is great
german: what navy? they were sunk by germany's U-Boats (submarine)

by fadyl July 29, 2006