german flying squirrel

the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.

I gave Johnny a german flying squirrel last night and he barely survived without his snorkel.

by Leashie December 9, 2008

German BS

A paper to be turned in with no practical substance related to the assigned topic.

Sally had no idea what photosynthesis was, so instead she decided to German BS her paper and turned in a fictional narrative about an angry fire breathing squirrel bent on destruction.

by Fauferno February 27, 2009

German Hole

noun - of or pertaining to the asshole

"put it in her german hole"

by germanholer April 15, 2005

German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache

Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

German Oven

With connection to the dutch oven, the German oven has a similar principle, yet the main diference is the gas that is released into the 'oven'.

As history tell us the German oven will contain Zyklon B an will therefore kill the fellow occupant of the bed.

A brutal joke with dark consequences, but it is German after all.

Adolf: Come into ze bed my pretty *releases German Oven*

Anne: Okay, mein Fürher

*Anne gets in bed and begins to choke and slowly suffocates while Adolf watches on in admiration*

by greavsie458 March 19, 2011

German Blow Job

When a guy gives another guy a blow job while rubbing his Hitler mustache up against his balls.

Why do you have cum on your mouth? Were you giving out free German Blow Jobs again?

by PS4 Pro is awesome March 14, 2008

German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?

Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.

by KodiakMamaBear March 9, 2005