Flushtard

In poker, a flushtard is a person that continues to stay in the hand consistently with any two suited cards in the hopes of making his flush. This is even true if 2 cards of the same suit he is holding flop in Texas Holdem. Flushtards don't care about the odds, or their chips. They see the 34% and their eyes light up.

Dammit. I tried to raise Phil out of the pot with his obvious draw and he caught runner runner to beat me on the river. What a flushtard.

by IFSATG March 2, 2011

Flush Puppy

when a mothafucka walks up in a fast food restaurant uses the restroom and then leaves without the purchase of any food item.

did those people just come in to use the restroom?" "yeah they just did a flush puppy on their asses.

by brown boy ni66a July 26, 2010

Flushkenhosin

A incompetent worthless human being that society should remove.

Guy 1: All he does is get drunk and wait for his son to bring him more money.

Guy 2: He is a complete flushkenhosin.

by tanis487 December 4, 2010

Flushed my cache

Slang/code word used between geeks, once they have finished viewing online porn.

1. Means they have have literally flushed the web browser's cache as to leave no evidence of viewing porn.

2. Blowing their load whilst/after watching online porn.

I flushed my cache so my mom will not find out.

That babe online was hot, I flushed my cache with excitement, got it all over the keyboard.

by da_rowdy_one July 6, 2011

Fluser

Something will walsh is.

Flu=loser = will walsh.
A fluser is the only word ever that explains will.

by FelineAmerican January 1, 2012

flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.

Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.

by RZAPat March 16, 2012

fluskerbunk

to be deeply madly in love.

I am so in fluskerbunk with you.
I'm as fluskerbunked as a nun in a cucumber field.

by Cody and Them August 5, 2012