I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

father figure

a figure who acts like a male parent those without one are mostly roasted and called "fatherless"

your a cowboys fan get a father figure before talking

by lolyourtrash March 8, 2023

Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.

My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?

by Dickriderking May 11, 2021

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

father

few have these

why do you have no father

by has a father August 12, 2022

Father

A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.

Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.

by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019