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flat -brimmed cap

This cap is new out of the box and worn fresh with stickers entact. It is worn by one who prentends to show the status of their wealth by taking care of their clothes, keeping their jeans and clothes spotless, and through the fact that they are young hipsters, not all African, however generally from either LA, Northern California, or Brooklyn.
Dude, you are totally Santa Cruz with your flat -brimmed cap for an 8 year old.
by USucka July 6, 2016
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Flat ASS Flasher

An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this
damn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,He's a flat ass flasher
by hot Ethel July 1, 2011
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mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.
- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!
by ionix January 23, 2014
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Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley
Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory
by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019
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Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.
by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020
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flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!
Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!
by b rain t March 22, 2009
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flat lego bricks

A pain in the ass for anyone who has to take them apart. Often causes two people to no longer be friends.
Person 1: pass the flat Lego bricks, please.
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them
by Hortler_the_great April 20, 2018
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