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annjosey diet

A crash diet which involves total starvation for weeks on end while simultaneously training like an olympian whislt leading a full life in deperate attempt to loose tons of weight in a very short amount of time.

Side effects of this diet have included: diziness, fainting, neurosis, temper tantrums, gastro intestinal disorders, panic attacks
James lost 20 kilos in two weeks after his trainer put him on the annjosey diet
by IndianCricketFan March 12, 2009
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Data diet

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.
Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet
by Shazamder April 22, 2010
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Blow Dried

The act of shooting someone with enough bullets to fully exsanguinate them.
Did you hear about Tommy Two-Time? Those punks drove up to him at Wal-Mart and blow dried him. They used like three clips each and there wasn't any blood left in his body.
by lukta October 27, 2011
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Domain Diet

Cancelling unused domain names, when the renewal fees exceed $1,000.
You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
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Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree
Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.
by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013
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Tomorrow diet

This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.
"Man imma start my diet tomorrow." "Dude shut the fuck up u on that tomorrow diet!"
by Uselessmafia March 1, 2015
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butter diet

When you think a girl is really hot, until you find out she's vegan.
"Is there a term for when you think a girl is really hot, until you find out that she's vegan?"
JWZ: "That's called a Butter Diet."
by Hungry Joe May 9, 2015
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