DigitalCafe

A short person, who always lies about their height.

"Yo, did you see DigitalCafe yesterday?"
"Yeah, they're shorter than my ankles!"

by GreatestTwitchMod January 5, 2022

Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022

Digital Slave

An individual who is unable to free themselves from the hold of social media, television, video games, or any electronic device designed for entertainment.

“In todays world we are all digital slaves”

by Barkingsatyr69 May 4, 2022

Digital-Dual-ID

Digital-Dual-ID defines itself of a single type of a personification a person might have when battling all types of voices in their head and also never ever losing the battle. DDI for short.

Digital-Dual-ID "You might have DDI while stuck in a drug induced psychosis."

by gGuEz01 June 13, 2022

Digital poor

The dire fiscal situation of having next to nothing in the bank because you withdrew most of it before an auto payment went through and left you with nothing.

“All I have is cash at hand. I’m digital poor.”

by Rubiwan August 26, 2022

diggitydarndillion

A very large amount of something, typically beyond what a human could ever comprehend.

Typically used referring to money, but can be used in any context.

"Gosh golly gee, I'm so broke. If only I could win a diggitydarndillion dollars from powerball..."

by eggplantparmeZHAN June 5, 2023

digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023