Corollary to the Saniel Theorem

See The Saniel Theorem

Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.

The Corollary to the Saniel Theorem means that the shot might actually backfire on us.

by ToshBoss January 22, 2020

Coronavacation

A synonym for being on quarantine for COVID-19.

My wife came down with the coronavirus, looks like I’m taking a coronavacation.

by Oakoakoak March 2, 2020

Coronaverse

The name given to human society in a post Covid-19 world.

In the Coronaverse, every un-muffled cough or sneeze causes anxiety for those nearby that hear it.

by Vergelimbo March 17, 2020

Corona bucks

Coronavirus money - any time someone or a group gets some sort of cash benefit because of the Covid-19 pandemic, that's Corona bucks

"Trump better send me some Corona Bucks before rent day"

"Dang, they gave Corona bucks to my work, but they still laid me off"

"Did you hear about the cruise industry Coronabucks package?"

by SRSLY WRONG March 18, 2020

Corona Ass

The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.

I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.

by LikeA805 March 22, 2020

Coronaphiliac

A person who harbors an abnormal love of the Coronavirus and all situations related to its presence.

Let’s just say she is beyond being merely fond of the COVID-19 condition of our world; she is a full blown Coronaphiliac!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2020

Coronaphilia

An abnormal love of anything connected to COVID-19.

There was an ecstatic energy coming from him as he excitedly spoke of his recently diagnosed condition, a severe and unremitting case of Coronaphilia.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2020