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the masturbation cancer challenge

a very innapropiete challenge to act out where you get cancer and masturbate with ur limbs that just fell out from coughing.
hey dude my nigga have u hear of the masturbation cancer challenge??!
hell yea its like this guy saying "LETS DO THIS 3AM CHALLENGE!"
by ragnarökgays January 25, 2023
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STAGE 5 Cancer

A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.
"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023
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cancer

shit dude, i'm out of cancer.
by Mary Jane Hendrix September 15, 2006
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cancer

Woah that game is cancer!
by The one whose never wrong June 11, 2016
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Cancer Queen/King

1. One who holds the power of the Cancer Stick.

2. Only person in a group of people that has cigerettes and everyone crowds around that person like a bunch of hobo's looking for change. They worship the Cancer Queen/King in hopes of even just one Cancer Stick(or cigerette for all you Dumbshits).
Joe: Man...I really need a Cancer Stick...
Frank: Let's go see the Cancer Queen/King, she's always got Cancer Sticks!
by AcidFish January 9, 2008
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cancer

Cancer is a frigging problem
by bobarguy1 May 20, 2016
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Cancer

A disease you get after witnessing bad acting.
Actor: So how'd I do?

Director: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!
by Ash-Greninja June 25, 2016
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