carpet bomb

When a docter doesn't know what's wrong with you so they give you a whole bunch of antibiotics and steriods, hoping they will kill whatever you have.

We don't know what wrong with you so we gonna do a carpet bomb. Here's a handful of colorful pills. It might make you better and make you worse than when you came in. Fingers crossed!

by Dr. No Care December 17, 2009

Social Carpetbagger

A person who couldn't keep their day job, and is now 'selling' Social Media. With a mere 3 month history of Twitter usage, and Facebook presence, these "Social Media Experts" sell their services to anyone who can't run away fast enough. Don't worry, as soon as they find another job, you'll never hear from them again.

Don't listen to that guy, he's a real Social Carpetbagger.

by NotYourMommasKitty April 27, 2009

Flying Carpet

A woman whose thighs are not touching making her private parts magically float in between her legs.

Cooper: "Man Im so sore from yoga"

Dan : "Dude, you do yoga?"

Cooper: " Sure do, the instructor has the sweetest Flying Carpet"

Dan: "When's your next class?"

by GrosBilodeau March 4, 2011

meowing at the carpet

Term to describe the action of a cat horking up a hairball or other similar vomitous activity.

"Is your cat having a siezure?" "Nah, he's just meowing at the carpet. Don't step in it!"

by gadjitfreek July 18, 2006

carpet

a person with an exceesive amount of body hair, mainly in the chest area. this person tends to think they have a nice body and may take there shirt off with no notice, beware of this and be prepared to run and puke.

oh great, here comes the carpet again
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you

by Cassius January 18, 2007

carpet bombing

when your masturbating and you cum all over the carpet/floor area leaving a crusty stains in your carpet

yo homes, i went carpet bombing in my sisters room, theres crust all over the floor.

by L.L.spermway February 22, 2010

Carpet Bombing

When, as part of a sexual act one partner takes a steamy dump on the other partners pubes. The act can be either expected/desired or sudden and surprising; though the latter typically produces a negative response.

John: Dude you're banging Becky these days right? I've heard she's a freak - is it true?
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!

by ADRicci December 25, 2010