cum corder

The photographic devise you store the money shots on.

I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder

by Smutt September 9, 2021

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Arselio Cordova

A dude with a big heart in a little body. He’s always there when you need him and will always offer a shoulder to cry on. He will go to the ends of the earth for you just because you ask him too. Everyone needs an Arselio in their life.

Girl: omg he’s such an Arselio Cordova he’s so cute I love him!

by Deeznuts42 November 22, 2021

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OLLY CORDES

His mum stinks of off milk

He has a small willy
He has the deadest trim of all time

Has a patato shaped head
His mum has a really good haircut ( box shaped )

He fingers his brother's ass crack

He likes shoving cucumber in his ears

Oh look it's Olly, his mum has a shit haircut

Olly your lips are crusty

Wait Olly, is your dick really 4 inches?

OLLY CORDES means that he has a small cock and you need a microscope to see it

by Elliot croft November 23, 2021

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Ivan Cordoves

A man with a perfect body, facial features, and a ginormous cock. Truly a gift from god that was put on this earth.

I swear, the guy in this photo is such an Ivan Cordoves that he’s just irresistible!

by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021

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Ivan Cordoves

A man that is truly a gift from the good lord himself. Perfect body, facial features, hair, strength, personality, and a ginormous cock. He even has everlasting faith and loyalty to those close to him.

This man in the photo acts like he’s an Ivan Cordoves even though he knows he’s far from perfect.

by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021

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