Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

Buto

A illongo slang for dick

Most used in a fight.

Ex. You have a small buto

by PoseidonGD May 4, 2024

Butchtard

A butchtard is a "lesbian" who claims a character that is unmistakably male to be a very masculine woman (aka the phrase "butch lesbian"), the reason why i quoted the word "lesbian" is because butchtards aren't really lesbians if they like fictional men so they delude themselves into believing they're women who happen to be very masculine and any attempt to prove them that the character they like is literally a man is futile as their thick skulls cannot comprehend heterosexuality

Man that butchtard is so fucking annoying, that bitch is probably the first ever "closeted straight" person if that's even a thing

by No🖕u May 7, 2024

Butchies

an informal term used to describe masculine-presenting lesbians or women, often embodying a more traditionally masculine style or demeanor.

“The group of friends referred to themselves affectionately as the ‘butchies’ when hanging out together.”

by Taylor Brooks June 29, 2024

Butchcraps

When something is of such terrible quality that it dehydrates your appendix.

It's not my fault that the movement in this game is freaking butchcraps!

by cozziefox March 2, 2024

Butchers

HAS WAY BETTER FUCKING MEAT THAN SUPERMARKETS, FUCK SHITBURY'S AND PISSCO'S MEAT. It is also known as a Cowdery.

Person1: I'm gonna pop to the tesco's down the street for some sausages.
Person2: Are you taking the piss? Go to the fucking Butchers mate.
Person1: It's a bloody 10 minutes drive for some sausages? Piss off mate.
Person3: Trust him, he is right.
Person1: Oh fine..
*Dinner time*
Person1: You two were fucking right, changed my shitting life. Finally not spending £2.50 for some shitty
Richmond's sausages.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024

Butcherelli

A noun, meaning: the act of sitting on the toilet and having an epic masturbation session all while taking a shit at the same time.

Can also be called an Auto-bumpkin

Guy 1: “Hey brutha, where is Shawn?”
Guy2: “Get comfy bro.. he’s in the middle of taking another Butcherelli. We won’t be leaving for a while!”

by Silver719 December 21, 2024