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businessfuck

A male or female who takes some type of mass transit into NYC to work and wears business gear. Males tend to undo their tie upon departing work. Females tend to let their hair down upon departing work. Both tend to complain about the NJ Transit bus/train schedule on the reg. Both like to pretend they know so much about "the city" and show up to happy hours wearing their businessfuck gear.
Checkout that yuppie businessfuck standing in line waiting to order his pumpkin spiced latte at Starbucks. Credit goes to Marc for this one.
by NullDotCom October 7, 2010
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Buying the lobster

Choosing to buy a significantly more expensive item largely because it is better marketed and more ostentatious but which is actually of slightly inferior quality to the cheaper option. Often done on impulse.
Adam: "You know I kinda regret forking out $5000 for this fancy clockwork watch. I need to wind it all the time and my old quartz watch was noticeably more accurate."
Barry: "You spent $5000 on a watch! What were you thinking?"
Adam: "I dunno ... it looked great in the shop window and my credit card made it so easy. I guess I just bought the lobster."
Barry: "I know what you mean, I hate buying the lobster."
by PrudentShopper August 15, 2012
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Millsrane buying

When someone incessantly purchases new cars one after the other replacing their old car with a new car. Often the car purchaser will go through reasons as to why they need to purchase the new car. "its better fuel economy", "its got back seats for the kids", "its the snow - I needed something better for the snow", "It will get me more chicks" etc

Not to be confused with ndubz buying where you replace a car on a seasonal basis. e.g. this is my winter car
Dude 1: "Yo did you see Todd's new Scooby in the car park"
Dude 2: "Yeah man its his sixth he is Millsrane buying cars!"
by newwheels2009 April 7, 2010
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Big Business

A fat girl. Usually one you meet up with for sex but don't tell your friends.
If his boys knew Tevin had big business on the West Side, he would have never lived it down.
by ShadySar May 11, 2010
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what's the business

Another way to express: what is going on, or asking what is new
What's the business Dekenya?
shooo niggaz i cant call it
by Lisa Ceezay February 19, 2003
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shady business

1. Events considered to be shady.
2. Business conducted in a shady area (under a tree, behind a tall building).
1. He sold you 1.5 for thirty? That's some shady business!
2. Gee, it's hot out. I hope that this transaction is some shady business.
by Eduardo August 11, 2004
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busting

Teasing. Harsh teasing that often is embarrassing and/or annoying.
Liz kept busting on my "ugly" shoes. Meanwhile, I know she wants a pair.

Here comes Tom. Let's bust him about that blind date he had last night. She was one fugly bitch.
by Wabbit August 26, 2004
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