Blumpelrumpskin

To recive a blowjob from a woman sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea,

She did a blumpelrumpskin to him at the party

by Alan j Osmond May 31, 2019

blumperkuffnin

The lowest of low. The worst of the worst. The absolute most garbage human being ever to exist.

Hey, do you know that girl Kelsey?
Yeah, she’s such a Blumperkuffnin

by acclimator May 16, 2020

Blump

Adjective

A complex state of being sad, hungry, and bored at an ungodly hour of the day.

It was already 3 am and Karen was feeling a little blump, barring her self-imposed social decorum and the fact that she gorged herself on a bucket of chicken wings not but a few hours ago. Yes, indeed, Karen was a feeling quite blump.

by momomoniker September 15, 2020

Blumpkin Spoogester

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.

The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.

by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021

blumby

A portmanteau of blue and Gumby; in reference to a blue version of that character.

“You look like a blue Gumby… a blumby!”

by blumby09 February 8, 2022

Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 29, 2010