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girls so close you would think they would be lesbos but are straight; the chaser to each other's alc; number one on each other's drunken speed dials!!
mistah fab talking to meg:"you & allison are like really good friends huh?"
meg talking to mistah fab:"we're like besties...DUH"
by megmon alro May 21, 2008
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basting the meat

When your girlfirend is so incredibly poor in bed that she makes the same amount of effort as a corpse - you do, in fact, end up 'basting the meat', similar to the act of stuffing a turkey. The sex is usually so poor that the male in the relationship is unable to finish, due to the cadaver like nature of his missus. He is left with painful, swollen blue balls.
Alex: "Oh mate, were you basting the meat last night?"
Henry: "MATE, she was like a corpse, minimal effort"
Alex: "Mate, did you finish?"
Henry: "Nah mate, blue balls, never have finished!"
by Choirboy69 November 20, 2006
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BESTIE

by PRINCESS_BRi October 7, 2008
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bestie

Short version of " best friend ". Usually used in slang cases

Means too: the best of best friends
This boy is my bestie!

I only trust my besties! man...
by deezy swagg April 12, 2011
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So true bestie

Used to mockingly agree with someone who has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about / just said something so dumb it’s not even worth arguing with them.
White girl on Twitter: omg thank god Biden was elected!! Now we don’t have a rapist white supremacist in the White House! Imperialism and racism are officially over!! 🤩

Person: so true bestie
by Tom412 January 27, 2021
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Beastiality

To fuck a horse, chicken, rhino..you name it and its beastiality
"Those beehotches over there love to dream of beastiality!"

"What the hell?! You like beastiality?"
by James September 17, 2006
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beastiemonk

A person or thing which has god like characteristics or is just really rare and amazing.
"That guy was a beastiemonk", "He was either cheating or he is just a beastiemonk",
by beastiemonk October 1, 2008
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