altitudies or altitooties

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.

Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.

by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004

alterkaker

Yiddish: literally "old shit". English equivalent of old geezer, old fart, old fuck, old fucker ...

The feminine is "altekake"

Oy veh! I can't believe they let the alterkaker drive. He's half blind.

The altekake has to gossip about everything.

by hitek vagabond March 31, 2009

Altaaf

A handsome and attractive guy that is almost TOO attractive. This type of person is usually the best in all competiom type activities and excels in all fields. An Altaaf is usually in the field of engineering and chemical sciences.

Wow, John can be such an Altaaf sometimes.

by TheDeeefiner February 19, 2017

Alter

An alternate personality of someone with D.I.D. or O.S.D.D.

My alter Jack formed two months ago.

by PikaPiピカピ December 10, 2018

altacocker

Yiddish word for old fart, or old guy.

After being stuck behind a small car going 20 on a 45 mph road. I said to my passenger in the car, "Fricken Altacocker!"

by Jennifart April 23, 2007

Alta

An extremely intelligent and caring "young' woman.

Alta is a great example of a terrific person

by neekslap February 4, 2010

ALT+255

ALT+255 is very difficult to define because there isn't really anything to define. It is a void of unkown possibilities and endless nothingness. ALT+255's are easy to create, you can do it write now, it's name is also the instructions to create one. So try it, create your own nothing today!

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too quick?
Didn't get it?
Here's another...

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by Hierachy March 14, 2004