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Adulterous Slut

A person who sleeps with married men wither it be a married stranger, acquaintance, or perhaps even a friends husband the adulterous slut will go trolling for marriages that she knows, thinks, or can cause problems. Adulterous sluts have 99.9% of the time already been through every other man so they are desperate and troll for married ones.
Melissa Hassenger asked her friend ( acquaintance, classmate) if her husband had been stupid (unfaithful) because Melissa thought the picture of her friend holding a puppy implied that her husband had been stupid and she just wanted to know if everything in her friends marriage was ok. She's an adulterous slut trolling for marital problems.
by thebetterbitch August 9, 2024
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Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. That's it.

Disclaimer: This term is not measurable by observable cues, however, it is possible to notice the possibility of a higher adultitude index.

Disclaimer 2: The creator of this definition was bored while making it.
Person:"I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I don't think it will go any further than this."

Other person: "Well, I have MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Other person proceeded to throw a tantrum, never to be seen again...
by TheMadDad April 24, 2024
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Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. That's it.

Disclaimer: This term is not measurable by observable cues, however, it is possible to notice the possibility of a higher adultitude index.

Disclaimer 2: The creator of this definition was bored while making it.
Person:"I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I don't think it will go any further than this."

Other person: "Well, I have MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Other person proceeded to throw a tantrum, never to be seen again...
by TheMadDad April 24, 2024
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Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. Contrary to popular belief, adultitude is not measured by the amount of physical possessions one owns, or by the ability to drink alcohol or buy firearms and get a job, rather it is possible to notice a higher index of it that is based on socially learned behaviour and observable cues (i.e. politeness, maturity, responsibility, etc.).

Disclaimer: The creator of this definition was very bored while making this, however, he is recovering from such an insufferable state of mind.
Person: "I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I believe my level of adultitude simply can't be surpassed."

Other pesron: "Well, I HAVE MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Person: "Oh yeah? Well, MY ADULTITUDE IS WAAAAY BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!"

Both people proceeded to throw a synchronized tantrum in unison that knows no end...
by TheMadDad April 24, 2024
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Adulting network

A Facebook group of chronically online admins and people masquerading as “adults”. Essentially the living, breathing embodiment of the “that one friend who’s too woke”, meme. You like Harry Potter? You’re banned. You’re in one of their “enemy” groups? You’re banned. You have a different favorite color from one of the admins? You’re banned. They claim to be all about inclusivity and tolerance even though one of their admins got outed as a r@cist and another one turned out to be a p3do 🤡
“I got banned from the adulting network, but whatever.”
by Fishingtoastproceeds_2298 November 25, 2024
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Adultery Dog

The dog your dad buys for you after cheating on your mother/family in an attempt to reconcile the relationship.
Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.
by Owen66 July 15, 2025
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