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Nigger dick

A unit of measurement to define the amount of snow a ski hill recieves. 1 nigger dick = approximately 8" of snow.
Dude, you missed out today! My buddy and I just finished riding 3 nigger dicks, face shots at every turn.
by RoosterCogbburn January 3, 2014
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ginger dick

a dick that is tinted red a long with a fire crotch. so everytime a girl goes down, they get blinded by the red-ish color of the crotch
dude, that guy's got a ginger dick.
by gingerlover<3333 February 1, 2009
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Dick City

Utica, NY

The shittiest place on earth creates the shittiest people on earth. Everyone hates Utica kids, and Utica kids hate everyone in return. It's a shitstorm of assholes, douchebags and of course, dicks.
Dude 1 "Hey, Let's go get drunk in Dick City"
Dude 2 "Not like theres anything else to do there"

Dude 1 "I went to Dick City last night and everyone was really nice"
Dude 2 "Really?"
Dude 1 "No, I got jumped."
by MotherFixer October 29, 2009
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dick fur

dick fur can only be described as having so much hair on one's genitals that it looks like your dick and balls are wearing a fur coat.
Jasper never shaves his pubes so even in the summer time he has dick fur.

If Jasper would remove his dick fur his balls wouldn't sweat so much
by Ballsdeepest November 3, 2009
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Dick Weight

When a significantly noticeable portion of one's weight is derived from the weight of one's penis.
How much do you weigh?

About 180 lbs

WHAT? But you're so short! How can you weigh more than I do???

Oh, most of that is my dick weight. The rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.
by MyDicWeighs3000 January 9, 2011
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dick whisper

When a girl speaks softly to a penis before a blow job. On a side note this word works well when playing Madlibs.
Said dick whisperingly to a penis "Ooh yeah you're so big I can't wait to get to know you better"
by madliber September 18, 2010
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kitchen dick

an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.
"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."
by slappinflappin October 13, 2010
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