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Carrying the one

When you stick your finger up a girls pussy and she sticks her finger up a second girls pussy
by CocknBallsBroadcasting June 11, 2025
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One for Bob

Adjective to describe an obese woman, typically of Scotish heritage and smelling of cheap vodka.
Look there is one for Bob. Hide your haggis rolls hen here is one for Bob
by Fendog8 August 20, 2021
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two point one

Satisfactory mark at University. Enough to get a job and live, and shit, and stuff.
"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"
by StreetMutt March 19, 2015
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One Direction

Betrayers.
Person: "Who is One Direction"?
Everyone else: "Betrayers".
by taylorswiftslefteyeball December 8, 2021
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Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
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ONE

A object show with a bad ending that brought me down into tears.

ONE (also referred to informally as "hfjONE") is yet another Object Show created by Cheesy Hfj (the same guy who made the joke show called Battle for Circle) that premiered on June 11th, 2020 and ended on August 21, 2022. It has a group of objects competing for the chance of a wish for anything their heart desires.

However, things get complicated because this isn't a typical contest: the objects came from different parallel universes. All contestants have been suddenly and forcibly teleported to the Plane (a non-descriptive grass field which spreads vastly over god-knows-where) by Airy, an invisible host lackluster in both personality and ideas, in order to compete against their will in his ill-prepared, simple competition.

ONE is best described as a full-on Genre Deconstruction of the typical Object Show format. Throughout its two seasons, both inside and outside the competition, it explores conventions such as simple names, featureless planes, easy reincarnations, and the Planet of Hats that gives rise to objects with human personalities - as well as how those personalities fall apart over the course of a manufactured game show.

The show originally started out with an economy-sized cast of six before Airy kept adding more and more contestants every episode until there are 18 players as of current.
by Bugbo the bug June 28, 2023
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