Dry kick a baby in the soft spot 

When u are so angry you are willing to locate an innocent baby,finding and marking it's soft spot then after placing it appropriately kicking said baby in the well marked soft spot with all the strength you can muster.

When I found out that guy ripped me off and I wasn't getting my dope I was so angry I wanted to dry kick a baby in the soft spot!! Fucking goof!!!

Dry kick a baby in the soft spot by PRINCESS NUT BUCKET October 3, 2022

“Come here, baby.”

When you want to say goodbye to a girl after a terrible first date. You’re uncomfortable and you just want to get it over with, so you whisper to her, “Come here, baby.”

Rock of Love season 1, when Bret wanted to eliminate Dallas, he wanted to get it done and over with so bad in order to save him and her the humiliation of dragging it out that he whispered, “Come here, baby.” Dallas proceeded to ignore him and make the i studios terrible for everyone. Instead of ghosting like bitches, let’s make people know they’re not getting a second date with this saying.

“Come here, baby.” by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019

muppet baby 

One who talks about guitars but never plays them. Also talks like a muppet.

I heard Muppet Baby talking about the time he broke his strings and then made a scarfice to Satan.

muppet baby by derm June 18, 2005

Blood Baby

When something is so absurd that the only way of describing it is to relate it to a baby covered in bloody anal beads.

"Ryan you see that ginormous fucking chick over there... 'yah,'... that's one fucked up blood baby dude!"

Blood Baby by Farkmaster April 12, 2010

Finger Baby 

When you come on your hand, in which there's a cut on your finger thus resulting in a finger baby.

After Jason's fifth ejaculation of the day, he realized he had a good chance of having a finger baby 9 months later.

Finger Baby by BlakeP July 7, 2008

Golden Baby 

When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a golden baby with your amazingly hard ass dick.

WOW that Brazilian boy has one golden baby!!!

Golden Baby by happybum77 March 27, 2008

Cash baby 

marshmallow,, not chucky, cock-filled cream magnet, cream- filled cock magnet, bitchcakes, geisha, constipated veloceraptor. Also known as Anne; an individual who has the qualities of many a nickname

MMM, check out that tight asian ass of cash baby

Cash baby by Ada Beckham March 17, 2004