perfect thumbs

To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.

"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"

by Realdefinitionsman May 28, 2014

Numb Thumbs

The numb feeling you get in your thumbs when you text too much...

The patient was diagnose with chronic numb thumbs from excessive texting.

by IamTimePiece May 13, 2015

Google Thumper

A person who uses Google as the bible to prove you wrong.

"Did you know sharks swim 1000 miles a day?"
"Actually no, it says right here on Google they swim 35 miles a day."
"You're such a Google thumper"
"You're still wrong"

by Quantum Rocket May 18, 2015

throat thumping

When you are aggressively flicked in the throat by 1. finger 2. Genital 3. Other

Brian loves throat thumping Kyla.

by DJLubd August 23, 2016

gorilla thump

A physical reaction (thumping or hitting) something due to frustration for lack of knowledge with technology. Aka primal chimp instincts taking over for not being intelligent

After Deloris had tried her password 10+ times, the primal rage ensued and she gorilla thumped her keyboard.

by Donmustache August 19, 2016

isaac thompson

A blonde headed crazy boy, who says in appropriate things learned by his older brother. He's a follower and picks up girls by being a JERK.

Isaac Thompson really needs to go away

by Ang to the t April 13, 2017

book thumping

Enjoying an intimate moment in a quiet part of a library.

The librarian threw out the couple for their vigorous book thumping.

by Inquirus July 13, 2017