The Tang Test

The Tang Test is the test most men take before tounging out a ladies vagina. The Tang Test involves inserting a finger into the vagina and then running that finger across your nose and or placing it into your mouth to test the level of tang before proceeding to perform oral sex.

James 'Did you go the growl on her'?

Timbo 'Yeah mate, she had a beautiful box, I gave her The Tang Test before proceeding just to make sure, but she was as sweet as mate'.

by CutUpRough July 28, 2010

The Pacer Test

A PE test that people hate even the athletes not much people can survive it epically when the lame music is playing and when the athletes laughter at you for falling on the 5th lap. I had to do it let's just say I was DONE for.

Gym Teacher: The pacer test is here kids

Literally Everyone: *dies*

by Blu • Berry • Boi March 21, 2019

Pontiac Air Test

When you blow into a girls pussy and sniff the air as it blows back out to determine if it's good enough to fuck

I gave Cindy a Pontiac Air Test last night... that shit was too nasty to fuck!

by Moosefire66 September 17, 2019

the fitness gram pacer test

the gym teacher says those dreaded words "today we will have the pacer test" and the only kids who are happy are the really sporty kids, every other kid fucking hates this test.

"Today we will have the fitness gram pacer test."

"YAAY!"
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Naners420 August 24, 2020

NWEA Map Test

A stupid ass test taken at the beginning of the year to prepare students for the torture that's to come.

I've been taking the NWEA Map Test for 6 hours, I want to kill myself.

by MondayDictionary September 16, 2021

Hot Wheels Test

When a hot wheels car can be driven between a pair fake breasts and not touch either breast.

Jessica has a boob job.

Does the quality pass the hot wheels test?

by HotWheelzAdvocate November 24, 2021

The Nikola Tesla Effect

The Nikola Tesla Effect is when someone's ethnicity is Serbian but they we're born in Croatia.

Person A: I was born in Croatia but my family originates from Serbia!
Person B: Woah that's a Nikola Tesla Effect...
Person A: What is that?
Person B: The Nikola Tesla Effect is when someone's ethnicity is Serbian but they we're born in Croatia.

by vyi January 27, 2022