Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

galloping stanleys

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.

"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."

by A. Stockdill August 6, 2007

Middle-Staller

The gayest person in the bathroom, they often get in the middle of two other men to pee. They are not always "gay" just fags

I'm not going in the middle

Neither am I

Hey guys (goes in middle)

wow middle-staller

by MojoJOE Morrow May 5, 2010

Bingo Stanley

When a gal entices people into her vag using cookie crisp.

Damn, I wasn't gonna hit it, but then she pulled a Bingo Stanley.

by Ms. Ginger Nude 2010 December 6, 2010

Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

Meat Stabber

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

by Enigmanic September 11, 2014