Fun-Sized

A product that is smaller than its usual size.

Jeffy: You're really short.
Jim: I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!

by tussiez June 7, 2019

font size 11

used when you want to threaten violence upon someone/something.

Steve: Is Bobbu mad at that water bottle?
Sera: Yeah, I think Bobbu's going to font size 11 it.

by Boobbu June 13, 2021

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

Peanut sized brain

A stupid, dumb idiotic person who either is one of the stupid 4 year olds who stare at cocomelon on their mothers phones all day, or idk, something.

That person has a Peanut sized brain!

by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022

Matt’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

schwab-sized

something really really small. tiny.

He had a schwab-sized penis.

by yourlame June 10, 2009

kaiser soze

a deeply traumatized male soul, consumed by helplessness, rage and an impulsive need for revenge and self destruction

after she left him he was so devastated that he started drinking and turned Kaiser Soze

by Aniretak October 26, 2007