Samsung Smart Fridge

The Better version of sapnap/sapitus napitus/spap npap on the Dream SMP

Yo, did you see the thing Samsung Smart Fridge on the dream SMP

Samsung Smart Fridge by rly907 December 2, 2020

Street Smart Psychic 

Hip, cool psychic reader who taps into your energy to give you a heads up on what is in the stars and who is hanging in the bars. The daily dose of psychic prozac for the psychic junkie who is jonesing for a reading.

The Street Smart Psychic gave the psychic junkie a tarot card reading to give her a heads up on what to expect next and a psychic prescription to go with the psychic prediction...take two fortune cookies and call me in the morning.

Street Smart Psychic by The Street Smart Psychic November 8, 2009

Jailbox Smart 

When you spend 15 minutes explaining to a waitress what a motorcade is, and she has a blank look on her face and asks you if that's one of those jailbox things.

Wow, that waitress is jailbox smart!

Jailbox Smart by Mr. Sonoma July 28, 2007

quick smart 

When your hands move faster than .your brain...

You can always tell when somone is "quick smart" . Their hands will move faster then u can think of it being done...

quick smart by mad mechanic March 5, 2014

tboned by a smart car 

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

tboned by a smart car by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009

weight smart vitamin 

a woman who ingests ungodly amounts of syrup, and then counters this obese addiction with a weight smart vitamin...

Check out weight smart vitamin...she looks like a beached whale yo!!

weight smart vitamin by El Guapo April 14, 2004

Street smart 

A phrase to describe a phony person. Though there are different kinds of intelligence, intelligence is intelligence, and street smart is just another phrase people use to divide people, just like book smart, to turn somebody into a 2 dimensional person. Language is meant to hide the truth about people and their intentions, no matter the language.

Nobody but phony people claim to be street smart. Experience will show you that.

Street smart by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021