The short guy grunt refers to guys at the gym that make loud obnoxious sounds like grunting or screaming while doing incomplete reps with weights that are obviously too big for them and in some cases they will scream and grunt with light weights, this is done to make themselves feel bigger than they actually are. Typically shorter men are seen doing the short guy grunt while lifting, but it doesn’t matter how big you are, if you’re being loud and obnoxious for no reason at the gym then you’re still doing the short guy grunt

“Yo what the hell is that noise?”
“Just some loser doing the short guy grunt”

Short Guy Grunt by J-dub August 1, 2020

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short guy syndrome

a short male who buys an oversized truck, works out to become as buff as possible, buys a very masculine large dog such as a boxer or pitbul, in order to make up for how tiny his dick is and how short he is.

wow, such a nice monster truck... the man who owns it must suffer from short guy syndrome. I feel so bad for the poor little man.):

short guy syndrome by hiddenstar December 24, 2014

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short girls

totally adorable and usually chubby. can run around alot and usually not the best at sports. really light and likes piggy back rides.

"wooooaaahhh, natalie is really small!"
"i know right! poor thing, being a short girl made her a little chubby."
"poor short girls"

short girls by yourfuckingnightmare20144 December 11, 2011

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short bus mafia

A bunch of retard fucks that play paintball in Richmond, VA. Although they're brain power is much more inferior than others, they still ball like Jesus H. Christ himself.

Did you seen Short Bus Mafia ball last Sunday?

Yeah, I wish they all gangbanged my mother so the whole team could be my father.

They did.

short bus mafia by J-Mac(SBM) September 25, 2007