Self Love

Slapping the Bishop, Spanking the monkey, Choking the Chicken, Sex for one, Wanking, Jerking off

little johnny has been caught numerous times expressing self love. He now locks the bathroom door while slapping the bishop.

by Bengalsava July 21, 2010

Self-Motorbotion

The action wherein a female motorboats herself.

Me: Steph, did you just motorboat yourself?
Steph: Yes, I'm a big proponent of self-motorbotion.
Me: Nice!

by albe December 3, 2007

Self-Love

Being selfish, thinking about and doing stuff for yourself more, and before, other ppl, and doing what you love for yourself. Self-Love is only good and acceptable when you’ve done everything you can for other ppl, that you have time to yourself, and you can do the things you love.

Person 1: Could you help wash my car whilst I work.

Person 2: Yh sure, but after that imma self-love

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Bc I’ve helped out everyone ik and bc I have time, imma do the things I love.

Person 1: Fair enough

by HateDonaldTrump October 15, 2021

Self-Employed Model

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

self blumpkin

you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure

i was so wasted last night my friends got a picture of me doing a self blumpkin

by king blumpkin January 27, 2008

selfish

what everyone in the world is. absolutely no one living on this planet can call themselves "not selfish". its human nature. telling someone to not be selfish is like telling someone to stop being human.

but many people mistake selfishness for greed.

you may be the most generous person on the planet, but if you even WANT the feel-good feeling of giving, you're selfish.

Person 1: hey stop being selfish and give me some of your money!

Person 2: you're telling me to not be human. by the way, i believe that i deserve to keep this money because i worked for it and you stood home on your ass watching reruns of Friends. i dont need to give you anything.

Person 1: ....... fuck you.

by think outside the box November 26, 2006

Self Induced Blumpkin

To suck one's own penis while defecating.

I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.

by Dick driller January 8, 2009