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Any person who's mental deficiency has lowered his IQ to 70 or less. Retarded people usually have a very limited vocabulary and often times have trouble understanding reason or logic especially if the person speaking to the retard has an above average intelligence. Retards who's intellect has been severely impared sometimes make unnatural or spontaneous motions with their limbs which make other people uncomfortable. Speech may also be affected by mental retardation causing constant stuttering and mispronunciation of easy words. Retards can be considered by some as almost "inhuman." This is due to the fact that retards can not understand basic philosophy and have no perception of things they haven't physically experienced themselves such as the atom or the concept of infinity. Mentally retarded people should not be brought to public places like churches or public performances where much like babies, they can cause a disturbance due to noise.
Child: "Mommy why is that kid in the middle row making all those weird noises?"
Mother: "Don't worry Jimmy, he's just a retard."

Re:Re:Re:Retard 

People who bitch about myspace messages that resemble this:

"Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Hey man"
Harold: Dad, my homeboy keeps bitching to me about all these re's on my myspace messages.

Dad: Oh, he's just a re:re:re:retard.
Re:Re:Re:Retard by Trevor Lloyd October 2, 2007
A further stage of a retard, the person doesn't necessarily have to be disabled, they just have to lack common sense or be ignorant of some of the most obvious things. Very stupid. Beyond retarded.
That guy is a reotard!
reotard by The Zombie July 7, 2005

retard sandwich 

A hamburger with spit and mucus from several schoolkids between the top bun and the meat patty, that is then given to an obese retard who happily eats it.
Give Stephanie the retard sandwich, she is too retarded to beware and too fat to care.
retard sandwich by malachite2 January 24, 2005

full retard 

act stupid, moronical or like an imbecile
full retard by kajoe October 1, 2008
society has decided that retard means someone stupid, dumb, weird, etc. but really, a retard is someone who is mentally retarded and has a mental condition that effects how they learn or do things.
Look at the first definiton for Retard and you will find the correct definiton.
retard by Anonymous January 6, 2007

insecure retard 

A straightedge middle-aged videogame addict who lives in the past, brags to others about instant messaging "hotties" and talking to more "hotties" all day on a headset over internet games with no camera support.

Avoids confrontation and declines any form of challange by running in himself circles (and away from live chickens).
"I could drop a deuce, play with it in the toilet, and I'd get more answers than actually expecting this insecure retard to own up."

"MKF30 is an insecure retard!"
insecure retard by MKF30 March 25, 2007