poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

poomergency by philbad February 23, 2020

Pogternet 

When your internet is good enough to pog.

Friend: "Yo, how are you able to download princess zelda nsfw so fast?"
You: "It's because I got pogternet"

Pogternet by butt458384 May 2, 2020

poojer 

A dumb person who often deficates(or poops), in a cat in the hat costume. People that fit this word often have the name of Joshua, Collin, Travis, Andrew, or Gabe.

Bro you’re such a poojer

poojer by Themanman November 5, 2020

poltergeisted 

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.

Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.

poltergeisted by Debo68 December 14, 2020

Poogers 

So it's poop, boogers and pog mixed together like a dairy queen blizzard

Bruv ur looking so poogers

Damn son looking Poogers

Urban dictionary admins looking Poogers af
Isn't being called Poogers bad?

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Poogers by Alexander😘 April 7, 2021

Pooker 

A pedophile who smokes weed and is often high

Officer! The pooker is right there!

Pooker by Jbaybay December 25, 2021

pooper grouper 

A very organized person. Someone who keeps their shit (affairs) in order.

Them: wow, Joe sure has a well organized office

Me: yep, he's a real pooper grouper.

pooper grouper by Pooper Grouper January 11, 2022