polypoon

outer ring suburban women with no natural fibers in their wardrobes

the hotel bar was awash in synth drivel and polypoon

by Paul Aakre January 18, 2004

polygafist

A man with three wives - his left hand, his right hand and his wedded wife. He is liable to have relations with any of of these wives, although he may favor one over the other. Polygafistism, once strongly accepted and encouraged, has recently been banned by the Mormon Church

"As a 'polygafist,' I am never out of options.." ...
or, ..... "I am a 'polygafist' AND ambidextrous - I am the luckiest guy ion the world!"

by fatngassy April 12, 2008

Polystrumentalist

(n.) a person who proficiently uses multiple instruments, esp. musical instruments.

Sam is quite the polystrumentalist, having taught herself piano, violin, saxophone, bassoon, guitar, and ukulele. We should commission her to play at our party this weekend!

by tomstroll October 21, 2008

Polygamist Downs

Technically speaking it refers to the inbreeding of certain Polygamist sects and the physical and mental deformations that occur to inbred polygamists. The phrase 'polygamist downs' is now sometimes used to insult another persons physical features or intelligence.

' Did you see that guy? He looked like he had polygamist downs!'

by smart1 March 24, 2009

Polyepithet

One who is known by many or multiple nicknames

Doug is a polyepithet

by Doug "Beans" February 14, 2009

polydictorian

Schools have always had the top student give a speech to the graduating class and this person is called a valedictorian. Schools are now allowing multiple students with top grades to address the graduating class- these people are polydictorians (i.e one school with 175 graduates had 14 valedictorians)

Fred was dissapointed when he was moved to position of polydictorian rather than valedictorian when 12 other classmates attained the same grade point average that he had.

by weasel990 May 22, 2009

polystylism

in rhetoric. use of multiple stylistic devices in one sentence.

"we do as much, we eat as much, we create as much" is a polystylism because it uses asyndeton and anaphora.

by Trevor Barnett November 4, 2009