Planker Wanka 

A person who rides a skateboard.

"Dude look at the skateboarder,Man what a planker Wanka"

Planker Wanka by Major noob October 22, 2008

Phonk 

1. Combination of the words Phone and talk. Coined by Darcey Fletcher and Tyler Larkin.
2. An alternate form of Falking.

Tyler baby call me i want to phonk!

Phonk by thats what she said December 28, 2005

plank 

some idiot ladi ladi la im masking up 20 words woo hoo

oh josh, u r a total plank

plank by PYRO November 29, 2004

plock 

short for powerlock, the denial of entry (DOE) to to a vehicle by failiure of the synchronization of multiple party unlocking procedure.

- Can you unlock the door?
- Yeah sure!

(both do it almost at the same time)
- Hey. Can you unlock the door for me?
- I just did it!
- It's not working, you plocked me!!!!111

plock by tilanustraat77eeettt June 22, 2011

Plonkite

An utter plonker - someone who is exceptionally silly or is just an all round idiot

Fred looses his wallet
"Fred you absolute plonkite"

Plonkite by bifs101 November 10, 2016

Plonkadonk 

An unusual eastern british slang for a plonker.

Look at arthur, he's a right plonkadonk!

Plonkadonk by Dudealive November 28, 2017

Plonker 

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

Plonker by Chickenboii June 10, 2018