Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it

Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Pankey

A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.

"Damn bro, after that chinese buffet last night, I dropped a butt baby that was 10x3 Pankey's!

by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022

Packer

A silicone prosthetic pp that transmasc people put in their pants to give the appearance of a bulge.

I shoved a packer down my pants and now I have a dick bulge.

by Ig_im_ollie November 23, 2022

Packers

The opposite of true underdogs, despite being from a small town/market.

The Bears were to football what the Yankees are to baseball in overall games won (though the Packers tend to be more dominant in championships) until the Packers took yet another thing from them. Are the Bears gonna keep letting them get away with shit like that?

by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022

packy sack

The handkerchief tied around a stick when running away. Or when you’re deaf and can’t see a baseball glove on a baseball bat

“Oh, there she goes again with her packy sack”

by jforjudas March 12, 2023

Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.

Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.

by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

Packed Up

A slang or term used for someone that's been killed/murdered, especially from gang-related violence. The term “packed up” refers to “packing” up the victim in a body bag or casket.

Roger: Did you hear what happened to TJ last night? He tried to show his new gang that he can hang!

Bryce: So? Isn't that what new gang members are supposed to do?

Roger: Well, he DID show he can hang, but they left HIM hanging when one of their opps popped him. He got shot in the leg, his gang left him behind, the opps walked over, and he got packed up.

Bryce: That's just horrible! TJ was such a good kid! Too bad he got caught up with the wrong people. Hope his Mum is alright!

by JJMAC_123 May 11, 2023