Alfie Brown

A man who looks behind the fridge and in the toaster/freezer for packet.

Yo you heard about Alfie Brown? He just ripped all his hair out cos hes ran out of packet

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it

Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Alfie

A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey

Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022