Definitions by LocalGeary

Alfie 

A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey

Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!

Alfie by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Packet 

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it

Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!

Packet by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

Alfie Brown 

A man who looks behind the fridge and in the toaster/freezer for packet.

Yo you heard about Alfie Brown? He just ripped all his hair out cos hes ran out of packet

Alfie Brown by LocalGeary January 5, 2022