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Monkees

The first band used to combine music and television, as we know it, on a large-scale commercial level, modeled after other bands, creating much controversy in the late sixties.
"hey, hey, we're the Monkees..."
by SexxxySleepyJean July 13, 2004
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Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."
by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010
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Kill Monkeys

1) To play video football, esp. when without gaming talent

2) To play any video football game, e.g. EA Sports College Football 2012, with the strategy of pressing as many buttons as possible, in a random manner, once the play develops.
A) After a hard day at work, Leroy went home, had some scotch, and Killed some Monkeys for an hour or two. He then felt much better.

B) Brian went online to find someone to Kill Monkeys with, but his internet was down. So he had to play the computer.
by Ungabunga Jesus December 18, 2011
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Human Monkey

Someone who acts like a monkey, usually crazy. But around people they trust. They also look like a monkey. And some might even say he/she even laugh like one.
"I can see that Luca is a Human Monkey"

"See? I told you he was!"
by Soccerlover14 July 20, 2016
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trump monkey

trump monkey (def): One who, when when faced with anti-Trump comments, responds only with name-calling and other (metaphorical) feces-slinging, rather than intelligent discourse. It's like arguing with a monkey at the zoo.
When asked about Trump's lie that "everyone will be covered" by Trumpcare , the Trump monkey response was, "you're an asshat tool of the fake news media!"
by bhavacakra0 March 19, 2017
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monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.
by James Howard December 27, 2003
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