by McGrove September 13, 2009
Get the Malli Whap mug.mallage, v. - the act of going to the mall.
by mrniceguy4000 September 11, 2010
Get the Mallage mug.mall ballin’ (verb) mall baller (noun)
woman who has sex for the purpose of receiving clothing or jewelry men, or has sex for the money to buy clothes and jewelry herself
woman who has sex for the purpose of receiving clothing or jewelry men, or has sex for the money to buy clothes and jewelry herself
“Cindy didn’t have the money to buy that new dress at Old Navy, so she’s mall ballin’ some dude in the Arby’s bathroom for 50 bucks”
“I didn’t know Cindy was a mall baller, if she ever wants anything from Claire’s Boutique let me know”
“I didn’t know Cindy was a mall baller, if she ever wants anything from Claire’s Boutique let me know”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
Get the mall ballin’ mug.Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 19, 2012
Get the Mall Shark mug.To have a shopping cart race in the style of a cat and mouse/sudden death Tōge race but instead it’s a shopping cart race where you’re pushing empty shopping carts in a mall.
Usually drifting is also involved.
It is risky because of running into people and being caught by security, or getting into a security pursuit. A popular phenomenon amoung shopping cart racers in stores and malls.
Usually drifting is also involved.
It is risky because of running into people and being caught by security, or getting into a security pursuit. A popular phenomenon amoung shopping cart racers in stores and malls.
Person 1: Hey man, let’s up our game with a mall duel.
Person 2: Sounds good. What mall?
Person 1: The one over there.
Person 2: Sounds good. What mall?
Person 1: The one over there.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Get the Mall Duel mug.Shops and hangs out at Hot Topic and looks more Emo than Goth, wearing a lot of red and vapes/smokes weed.
Gets mad at “posers” when they themselves are a poser that has only heard of the Gothic Bands Joy Division and The Cure; doesn’t know Gothic Terminology and misuses it a lot/calls Metal music Goth.
Posts about their horrible “disorders” that they developed for attention. Actually listens to a lot of Panic! At The Disco. Has only one Gothic Go-To Outfit.
Has a stuck up Gother-Than-Thou attitude, and relies on others to do their bidding since they can’t handle actual conflict.
When makeup is worn, they either overdo it or do it horribly, the same for their teased hair.
Gets mad at “posers” when they themselves are a poser that has only heard of the Gothic Bands Joy Division and The Cure; doesn’t know Gothic Terminology and misuses it a lot/calls Metal music Goth.
Posts about their horrible “disorders” that they developed for attention. Actually listens to a lot of Panic! At The Disco. Has only one Gothic Go-To Outfit.
Has a stuck up Gother-Than-Thou attitude, and relies on others to do their bidding since they can’t handle actual conflict.
When makeup is worn, they either overdo it or do it horribly, the same for their teased hair.
“I saw this Goth at the Mall a couple weeks in a row wearing the same Joy Division shirt and black ripped jeans. They might be a Mall Goth.”
by Got.hic September 11, 2019
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