shoulder junk 

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

shoulder junk by Ray Albright January 1, 2009

The Junk Tickler 

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.

1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".

The Junk Tickler by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009

Funnyun Junk 

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.

Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.

Funnyun Junk by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010

Elephant Junk 

A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.

"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."

Elephant Junk by xxxxxx68 October 30, 2011

chinese junk boat 

a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.

Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.

chinese junk boat by isabeela November 13, 2019

man junk 

Reference to a man and all the excess motor-based ‘grown-up’ toys that he has accumulated over the years (e.g. dirtbikes, ATVs, go-karts, etc...)

“John’s had to buy a new trailer to carry all his man junk.”

man junk by Todd T. April 24, 2008

Skunk Junk 

A vagina so terribly raunchy that you can not help but crying at the smell of it.

Theresa's pooter was so stinky that after i cried for a week I tracked her through the mall only by the smell of her pussy. I proceeded by stabbing her in the throat 132 times. I attemepted to remove her vagina but i could not dou to the constant gagging. I then painted my brains on the ceiling of my high school with my fathers shotgun. All because of Theresa's Skunk Junk!

Skunk Junk by Jason Gallo October 21, 2007