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A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.
Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.
by Mrcheef April 27, 2022
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Omg I didn't know you were a John!
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An EL Italian boy who is secretly an animorph.
John? Are you an animorph?
by animorphlova May 4, 2022
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John a.k.a To Quynh Phu is a nice and friendly guy who loves bananas.

His Discord: FruityBoi#8534
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john is a white male one of a kind. he is kind funny and sensitive to your needs he is God loke.when he's doing u you call out his name o God o God because of his ginormous cock. he goes bareback cause condoms don't come in his size. the head of his pens looks like a German soldiers helmet.and is perfect in all ways he will make his girlfriend laugh and smile because she is his number one. john enjoys spending time with his girlfriend because they have so much fun together. .like nothing else in the world matters.he is in great shape and is super hot.and tans great when shirtless all in all a john could be every woman's dream .but he won't settle for no one who isn't a true blue
hey Gracie check out that John over there he looks so sexy
by Mychellee frasher May 9, 2022
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He is john.
by Jhoshuan May 12, 2022
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Coolest Name Ever
John never Cena better name
John is so gorgous
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