The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017
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Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.
Human Reproduction.
Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.
Human Reproduction.
by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017
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Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna
by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019
Get the Human Lasagna mug.The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.
Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..
by Brown-sugar-beauty October 1, 2019
Get the human syringe mug.The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.
by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021
Get the Human Beyblade mug.It is human nature to be self centered, to be stereotypical, to find a grudge and milk it for everything it is worth... (Not to contradict myself) this human nature can be regulated to a point just like everything else. The manner of upbringing and moral support has a lot in the regulation of human nature
You baby sit your neighbor’s children for five hours now you want fifty dollars... not because the people are generous but because you "deserve" something for you services... human nature?
It is human nature to hold on the a grudge... blacks thinking that they are still oppress as they were during the times of slavery and at the turn of the century...but NOT A SINGLE PERSON ON EITHER SIDE is still alive NO WHITE OR BLACK PERSON who was present during that time.
*with no intension of being offensive*... slavery is over. I am sorry that it happened to anyone at all at anytime but the human race has and is moving past that time, maybe the races of people need to do that as well?
It is human nature to hold on the a grudge... blacks thinking that they are still oppress as they were during the times of slavery and at the turn of the century...but NOT A SINGLE PERSON ON EITHER SIDE is still alive NO WHITE OR BLACK PERSON who was present during that time.
*with no intension of being offensive*... slavery is over. I am sorry that it happened to anyone at all at anytime but the human race has and is moving past that time, maybe the races of people need to do that as well?
by Regina1 August 2, 2006
Get the human nature mug.A stupid excuse that people use to act like irresponsible idiots. Ignoring the fact that they are individuals with their own free will and choose to be irresponsible.
People often use this excuse, human nature, to act like dicks or be selfish to others. They believe that humans are naturally aggressive or selfish which is not true. Everything human beings do is determined by choices you make.
People use "human nature" as an excuse for virtually every wrong doing or idiotic mistake they manage to come up with as a simple excuse to avoid responsibility.
If you are speeding down the highway just because you don't see a cop nearby and want to get somewhere fast, please kill yourself. You are driving inconsiderately and risking your safety as well as putting not only you but other people's lives in danger. No one should drive selfishly without thinking about others just so they can cheat and get to their destination faster. Some people speed when they don't see cops around and end up getting tickets. If you drive in an idiotic, retarded manner like this, please suicide. You're a moron if you do it.
People should always try and obey the speed limit and wear seatbelts like a normal decent human being is expected to. Not sometimes, ALL the time, morons.
The same thing goes for other things like littering. Don't throw it out your fucking vehicle window because you're fucking lazy. Throw it in the trash wherever your destination is, dumbasses. You people using human nature as an excuse to be irresponsible are the reasons why I believe stupid people should be totally eradicated and only select Intelligent people should be allowed to live.
People use "human nature" as an excuse for virtually every wrong doing or idiotic mistake they manage to come up with as a simple excuse to avoid responsibility.
If you are speeding down the highway just because you don't see a cop nearby and want to get somewhere fast, please kill yourself. You are driving inconsiderately and risking your safety as well as putting not only you but other people's lives in danger. No one should drive selfishly without thinking about others just so they can cheat and get to their destination faster. Some people speed when they don't see cops around and end up getting tickets. If you drive in an idiotic, retarded manner like this, please suicide. You're a moron if you do it.
People should always try and obey the speed limit and wear seatbelts like a normal decent human being is expected to. Not sometimes, ALL the time, morons.
The same thing goes for other things like littering. Don't throw it out your fucking vehicle window because you're fucking lazy. Throw it in the trash wherever your destination is, dumbasses. You people using human nature as an excuse to be irresponsible are the reasons why I believe stupid people should be totally eradicated and only select Intelligent people should be allowed to live.
by Kongamuse November 6, 2011
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