Jjayunfaced's definitions

Human Lasagna

Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna

Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

Garfielding

When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.

Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019