You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

Phillo Hooker

When the pussy has been thrashed

She’s been fuck so hard her pussy looks like a phillo Hookers

by Battle up June 8, 2019

hooker mint

Slang term for menthol cigarettes.

The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.

I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.

by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Hookering

The be a hooker. The oldest profession.

I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.

by Thesquattingduck July 9, 2014

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

by Olive989 March 25, 2023