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You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
mugGet the You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick hermug.
What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
by zacon November 29, 2003
mugGet the Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.mug.

Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.
The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.
by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 13, 2012
mugGet the Hooker Greasemug.

EAT HOOKERS

BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK
“How can I get good at heavy from tf2?” “ EAT HOOKERS BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK”
by RedMaskGames March 4, 2024
mugGet the EAT HOOKERSmug.

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK
Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.
by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022
mugGet the hooker mikemug.

Hooker Kebab

A synonym for stilletos. I've heard that term repeatedly from Julie Bowen on the Jimmy Kimmel show.
youtube.com/watch?v=lyEHS2KDcRM
(Showing her stilletos) "Is this like hooker kebab?"
by Osmone Everony March 6, 2020
mugGet the Hooker Kebabmug.

Clouth hooker

A female that sells her body for clouth subs and popularity
-she gave to 5 guys just to get popular
-what a clouth hooker
by just_leon April 17, 2020
mugGet the Clouth hookermug.

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