e.j.

the act of shitting in your boyfriend/girlfriend's sink (or floor, maybe bed, but most often in the sink)

Guy # 1: My girlfriend gave me an e.j. last night.
Guy # 2: Is that like a blowjob?
Guy # 1: No, she came to my house, shat in my sink, then ran down the hallway screaming like a mentally challenged kid. It was fucking sexy.

by CheeseAndCrackpipes December 24, 2010

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e.j.

The cousin of Allen Garcia.

E.J. is Allen's cousin.

by Nelly Furtado January 9, 2004

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social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.

Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.

by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010

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Ejacularf

(v.)- The action of having a liquid-expelling orgasm while vomiting simultaneously.

Male- "Oh yes, OH yes, oh YES, YES!, YES!!!, OOOH!, IM GONNA- BLEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Female- "Ew, did you ejacularf on me?!"

by Nick_Gre3n October 4, 2008

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Ejacturection

When you're with a guy and he gets so excited he shoots his load before he's even begun. Also known as a Two Second Wonder.

Girl A: "Ooh, he's well fit, love to get him into bed"
Girl B: "Nah, there's no point, I heard from Sarah he has problems with Ejacturection".
Girl A: "Shame."

by clodmeow May 24, 2010

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