Headladn's definitions

police

The thing that never shows up quite on time when someone needs it.

Where are the police?
You know how it goes, they'll show up at the last second when everything is just about over.

by Headladn June 27, 2014

sex

The act of having intercourse with a partner.

The mans unicorn goes into the womans fairy park. It will go on all the rides and then throw up. And then it wont go near the park for a while.
This is how an adult explains sex to a child.

by Headladn June 28, 2014

whale

A mammal that was to lazy to get out the water.
Also used to describe someone who is lazy.

Your uncle is such a whale, he ever gets up to do anything!

by Headladn June 27, 2014

ejaculate

The end product of ejaculation.

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.

by Headladn June 28, 2014

chesticle

Pointy breasts on a male that sag lower than they should ever.

Watch out for those chesticles, youll poke your eye out!

by Headladn June 29, 2014

space

Millions and millions of miles of silent, nothingness.

Isnt it neet how earth is surrounded by all this space?

by Headladn June 28, 2014

Titanic

The tragedy of a large cruise ship that began to sunk after hitting an ice berg, and the movie named after it.

That movie Titanic had a lot of holes in it.
No pun intended.

by Headladn June 27, 2014