soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.

"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

by The lonely tanker January 3, 2019

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021

Egg Roll

n: Slang term for Asian penis.

"Angelina used to love Brad's Summer Sausage, but decided she preferred Chan's Egg Roll because it was little, yellow, different. Better."

by Super Wank March 13, 2009

egg timer

Used in reference to a person who you can only deal with for a short amount of time before you want to run away and/or hurt them

"She was a serious egg timer. A couple of minutes and I wanted to just punch her in the face."

by replication February 5, 2009

red robin's egg

the act of placing one's scrotum into another's beer or other beverage without their knowledge or consent, prior to serving.

great, now the girl i red robin's egged wants to make out

by dbacks March 19, 2003

egg-suckin' coonhound

George W. Bush according to grandpa.

"That doggone Bush is nothin' but an egg-suckin' coonhound. When I's was livin' in Louisiana those hounds would snicker on up into the chicken coops and suck the babies right outa those eggs. Just Like That Damned George Dubya Bush."

by my uterus and i September 27, 2005

stomach egg

Another term for an upset stomach, or just a stomach ache

Stephany J had the worst case of stomach eggs.

I had stomach eggs so bad i shit all over my panties.

by Ren01270 February 18, 2008