donch

short for donkey punch

I dunched Melinda so hard in the ass that it made a hole straight through her vagina.

by PUBEHEADS February 9, 2005

datch

when playing eight ball, you get your ball in, the eight ball in, and you scratch all in the same shot. When this occurs, you are obligated to pull the eight ball out and two of your own balls.

andrew: holy shit dude, you got the que, your ball and the eight in all in one shot
Mike: holy shit, how did I do that?
Andrew: I dont know but that is a datch
Mike: yeah, (mike pulls out two of his own balls and the eight)

by mike - eight ball June 11, 2006

ditch weed

good to smoke

smoke it in the bedroom

by joe April 20, 2003

Ding Dong Ditch

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.

"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"

by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010

ditch bitch

michael ditches people

Michael is a ditch bitch

by Ditchbitchmichael August 6, 2018

sick ditch

The act of leaving a homie in a discord channel in order to play with some other homies or just leaving in general without saying a word.

John: *leaves channel*
Mark: Yo, where'd john go?
Eric: idk i think he went to go play cs
Eric: *leaves channel*
Mark: sick ditch guys

by infinityxii February 20, 2019

National Ditch Day

November 1st (The day after Halloween) A Day where you do not go to school or work so you can stay out late on Halloween to party and not be hungover the next morning

Yo Tomorrow's national ditch day what's the move tonight.

by Ditch king October 28, 2019